I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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