where am i from again
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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