It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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