The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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