his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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