we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
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Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
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