That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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