isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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