I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He shit in the fireplace
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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