If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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