Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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