We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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