Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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