I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The air was thick with penises
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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