this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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