i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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