Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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