Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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