He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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