it hurts more in the daytime
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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