I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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