Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (972): View more from Texas

  P.S. I can't hear my feet

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (972): P.S. I can't hear my feet http://tfl.nu/z4b9
  Replies (21) Good night (4085) Bad night (587) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang". http://tfl.nu/9dw0
  Replies (67) Good night (25467) Bad night (1185) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle. http://tfl.nu/61o1
  Replies (18) Good night (905) Bad night (7587) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America http://tfl.nu/08yj
  Replies (23) Good night (6879) Bad night (1257) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic? http://tfl.nu/c421
  Replies (60) Good night (1196) Bad night (6717) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time http://tfl.nu/nmkk
  Replies (4) Good night (6989) Bad night (1106) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar http://tfl.nu/rxog
  Replies (10) Good night (880) Bad night (3829) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (260): View more from Indiana

  Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (260): Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days http://tfl.nu/vj5z
  Replies (2) Good night (1762) Bad night (797) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up http://tfl.nu/i9yn
  Replies (17) Good night (1620) Bad night (493) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (851): View more from

  Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.

  (522): View more from

  Don't break up.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (851): Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th. (522): Don't break up. http://tfl.nu/7rul
  Replies (12) Good night (2159) Bad night (463)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask. http://tfl.nu/qumd
  Replies (6) Good night (965) Bad night (287) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by" http://tfl.nu/24bz
  Replies (14) Good night (307) Bad night (1988) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened. http://tfl.nu/us8v
  Replies (7) Good night (1095) Bad night (480) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life. http://tfl.nu/cgob
  Replies (3) Good night (1353) Bad night (213) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!" http://tfl.nu/ji9a
  Replies (2) Good night (579) Bad night (103) Order T-Shirt

Randomize