I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I am available for nakedness
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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