why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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