If that was your dad, he is hot
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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