just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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