I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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