Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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