get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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