Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize