she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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