what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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