I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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