My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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