waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
meet me or not, i'm out of control
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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be right there i have to get my cape
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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