He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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