her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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