pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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