Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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