We should be called the Road Head Warriors
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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