I can't breathe out the right side of my face
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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