its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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