He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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