so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
where does the pee come out of this thing
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize