she was so not down for the gang bang
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Actions speak louder than pants.
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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