This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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