there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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