I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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