He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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