Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize